Monday, August 13, 2007
Girl: I don't think I could do that for money.
Guy: So what would you do it for?
Girl: Just, like, the glory.
Boy (to friends): Let's go over by the bathroom and get high!
Me: I can hear you.
Boy (in whisper): Let's go over to the bathroom and get high!
Me: (calls security)
Girl: I need something to read. You got any ideas?
Girl's Friend: You in a library!
Girl: So? You think they got any movies?
Girl: Where'd he get a goat, anyway? I mean, who has a goat? Do you just, like, walk into a farm and ask for a goat?
Sweet-looking fourteen-year-old girl: Do you ever think about how many ways you could kill somebody?
Guy # 1: If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Guy # 2: I'd want to read minds. What about you?
Guy # 1: I'd want to be a robot.
Guy # 2: How is being a robot - never mind.
Girl # 1: So then I was like, 'no!' and he was like 'you know?' and I was like 'no!' You know what I mean?
Girl # 2: Totally.
Guy: What are you doing this weekend?
Girl # 1: I dunno. Probably washing the rabbit.
Girl # 2: Is that, like, a euphemism for masturbation?
Thursday, August 9, 2007
SHUFFLE YOUR iTUNES ONCE FOR EACH QUESTION AND RESPOND WITH THE CORRESPONDING SONG AND DON’T CHEAT, IT'S VERY ENTERTAINING, BITCHES!
1. Are you a male or female?
Imagine - John Lennon
2. Describe yourself:
Pity the Child - Chess (Original Cast Recording)
3. How do you feel about yourself?
How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria - Sound of Music (Original Cast Recording)
4. Describe your ex boyfriend / girlfriend:
For Good - Wicked (Original Cast Recording)
5. Describe your current boyfriend/girlfriend:
Splish Splash - Big Bopper
6. Describe your current location:
Paintings in My Mind - Tommy Page
7. Describe what you want to be:
Wings Tattered, Fallen - Black Tape for a Blue Girl
8. Describe your best friend:
Under the Sea - Little Mermaid (Original Cast Recording)
9.) Your favorite color is:
High Enough - Damn Yankees
10.) You know that:
Daniel - Elton John
11.) What is the weather like?
Light My Candle - RENT (Original Cast Recording)
12.) If your life was a television show, what would it be called?
Hang the Bastard - Cannibal! The Musical (Original Cast Recording)
13.) What is life to you?
Fascination Street - The Cure
14.) What is the best advice you have to give?
Son of Preacher Man - Dusty Springfield
15.) If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Romanticide - Nightwish
16.) What will you repost this as?
Techno Syndrome - Mortal Kombat